A Shepherd and a Techie
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| A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a Broni suit, Gucci shoes,... Read More |
Did you hear Willie Nelson got hit by a car?
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| He was playing "on the road again". |
Cannibal Dad Teaching His Son How To Hunt
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| A cannibal and his son are out hunting. They are hiding in the bushes beside a path.A skinny man walks down the path, the son asks, "Dad, should we?" The dad says, "No, he is too s... Read More |
Blonde Going to Chicago
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| There was a blonde who bought a coach ticket to go to Chicago. She boards the plane and sits in the first class area. The flight attendant approaches her and says "Excuse me miss, ... Read More |
The Needs of a Man and a Woman
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| One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I s... Read More |
Toothbrush complains to Toilet Paper
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| The toothbrush complains to the toilet paper roll "I have a really shitty job." The toilet paper roll replies "Yeah, right." |
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