A cannibal and his son are out hunting. They are hiding in the bushes beside a path.A skinny man walks down the path, the son asks, "Dad, should we?" The dad says, "No, he is too skinny, there is no meat on his bones."
They wait and a very large man walks down the path. The son asks, "Dad, should we?" The dad says, "No, he is too big and he is not healthy."
Then a beautiful woman who is in great shape walks down the path. The son asks, "Dad, should we?" The dad says, "No, but we will take her home and eat your mother."
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